An atheist was seated next to an old cowboy on a plane and turned to him, saying, “Would you like to chat? Flights go faster when you strike up a conversation with your seatmate.”
The cowboy, who had just started reading his book, looked up and replied, “Well, what would you want to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” the atheist said with a smirk. “How about why there’s no God, no Heaven or Hell, and no life after death?”