An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man suddenly let out a loud fart and proudly announced, “Seven points!” His wife turned toward him, confused, and asked what he meant. With a grin, he replied, “Football! That was a touchdown!” She couldn’t help but laugh at his silliness, shaking her head at how he managed to turn anything—even bodily noises—into a game.
Not wanting to be left out of the fun, the wife waited a few moments before letting one slip herself. “Touchdown! Tie game!” she shouted, laughing so hard she could barely catch her breath. The old man’s competitive spirit kicked in instantly. He fired off another one and yelled, “Aha! 14 to 7—I’m back in the lead!”
