Bob walks into a bar and sits next to a man who has a dog next to him. He says to the man, “Has your dog ever bitten anyone?” The… Read more
An old man wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little maths test. “Here is your first question.” The foreman says. “Without using numbers,… Read more
At the end of the spring of a year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to drive her boat, travel through water, or do any… Read more
A man walks into a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave. The bartender tells him that he owes $9. “But I paid, don’t you remember?” says… Read more
By the time the boarding door was nearly closed, most of the business class cabin had settled into a quiet hum of privilege. Soft leather seats and muted lighting filled… Read more
Not too long ago, there was a woman who wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. She decided to… Read more
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two. She… Read more
This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde woman for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, “If you could… Read more
Confused Man “I’m scared,” Johnny said to one of his friends, “I got a letter from a guy who said he’d break my legs if I didn’t stop seeing his… Read more
In a small coastal village, a fisherman was strolling up the dock, proudly carrying two large, lively lobsters — one in each hand. The only problem? Lobster season had ended… Read more