A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the… Read more

A married couple got into an accident and the husband’s face was badly burned The doctor told him that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was… Read more

My name is Clara Jensen. I’m thirty-four, and a year ago I would have laughed if someone told me my marriage would end before I even realized it was already… Read more

A woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer: “You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!” The officer laughs and says, The… Read more

Sue went to the cemetery every day to water the flowers on the grave of her late husband, Bob. When she was finished, she always walked backwards as she left… Read more

An old woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane … Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the… Read more

In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male These two statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning, an angel appeared before the… Read more

DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher.. He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for ill*gally grown dr*gs.” The rancher… Read more

Pelosi’s collapse in Luxembourg stunned the world. One moment she was honoring fallen soldiers; the next, security rushed in as cameras froze. Rumors exploded before doctors even finished their first… Read more