An older man comes into a restaurant, sits at his usual table, and orders the usual matzo ball soup. The waiter sets it down in front of him and stands… Read more
An older man comes into a restaurant, sits at his usual table, and orders the usual matzo ball soup. The waiter sets it down in front of him and stands… Read more
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops… Read more
Tim decided to marry his long-time girlfriend. One evening, not long after their honeymoon, he was busy organizing his golf equipment His wife stood nearby, quietly observing him. After a… Read more
A big-shot attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days, and he quickly became a nightmare for the staff. He treated the nurses like they were his personal… Read more
While on a road trip, an elderly couple decided to stop at a roadside diner for lunch. After finishing their meal, they got back in the car and resumed their… Read more
A man walks into a police station in tears and goes to the sergeant at the desk. Husband: “My wife is missing. Yesterday she went to rescue people from the… Read more
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink, she says. “I’m on… Read more
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As they ride along, Pablo smells something horrible. He stops his horse and turns around. He says… Read more
Two Southern Belles were chatting on the porch of a grand white-pillared mansion. The first lady said proudly, “When my first child was born, my husband built me this beautiful… Read more