A police officer pulled over an elderly woman named Margaret for speeding. She rolled down her window and gave the young officer a sweet smile. “Ma’am, do you know… Read more
Three brothers, ages 92, 9,4, and 96, live in a house together. One night, the 96-year-old draws a bath, puts his foot in, and pauses. He yells down the stairs,… Read more
Bob walks into a bar and sits next to a man who has a dog next to him. He says to the man, “Has your dog ever bitten anyone?” The… Read more
An old man wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little maths test. “Here is your first question.” The foreman says. “Without using numbers,… Read more
At the end of the spring of a year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to drive her boat, travel through water, or do any… Read more
A man walks into a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave. The bartender tells him that he owes $9. “But I paid, don’t you remember?” says… Read more
By the time the boarding door was nearly closed, most of the business class cabin had settled into a quiet hum of privilege. Soft leather seats and muted lighting filled… Read more
Not too long ago, there was a woman who wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. She decided to… Read more
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two. She… Read more
This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde woman for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, “If you could… Read more