A woman was complaining to the neighbor that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him.

“Take my advice,” said the neighbor, “and do what I did. Once my husband came home at 3 o’clock in the morning, and I greeted him at the door in a see-through nightgown… with nothing underneath. He’s never been late since.”

The woman said she’d try it.

That night, when her husband came home at 3 a.m., she greeted him at the door wearing a see-through nightgown.

Her husband took one look and said,
“What are you doing, Diane? Is Bill home?”