A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to… Read more
A blonde went to work with puffy eyes Her boss, concerned about his employee’s well-being, asks sympathetically, “What’s the matter?” The blonde replies, “Early this morning I got a phone… Read more
A man was lying in a hospital bed, hooked up to oxygen, recovering from surgery. A young student nurse came in to give him a partial sponge bath. Through the… Read more
An old, tired looking dog walks into a man’s yard. The man checks the dog’s collar, feels its well-fed belly, and realizes that the dog has a home. The dog… Read more
A woman walks into a bar. She’s very inebriated, so she stumbles to the bartender. ‟I will have a whiskey schlour!” she slurs. ‟I can’t serve you ma’am, you’ve had… Read more
Two months ago, I was at work when my phone rang. It was Mom. “Elise, it’s Grandpa,” she said, her voice trembling. “He’s in the hospital. He—” “Hospital?” I cut… Read more
A boy asks his mother for breakfast. She says, “Not until you feed the animals.” The boy goes outside and says to the chicken, “I don’t feel like feeding you… Read more
Just moments ago, at a press conference in Los Angeles, Ashton Kutcher was officially named the lead ambassador for the Alzheimer’s Association’s global awareness campaign, following his years of quiet,… Read more
When my 15-year-old daughter Lucy came home that Friday with red, swollen eyes, I knew instantly something was wrong. She had just finished a full week of babysitting for our… Read more
The grocery store was packed in that specific Tuesday-evening way—carts bumping heels, scanners beeping nonstop, the sharp smell of floor cleaner mixing with exhaustion. Everyone just wanted to pay and… Read more