In a surprise announcement at the Dallas Wings’ home opener, former President George W. Bush was named the WNBA’s first-ever Honorary Commissioner. The 43rd president, wearing a custom “Dubya for… Read more
A duck waddles into a small shop and asks, “Hey, got any grapes?” The shopkeeper shakes his head. “No grapes here, buddy.” The next day, the duck returns. “Hey, got… Read more
Death came to a guy and said, “My friend today is your day…” The guy said, “But I am not ready!” Then death said, “Well your name is the next… Read more
The moment I crossed the threshold of my in-laws’ house and felt that heavy, unnatural silence settle around me, I knew something was wrong. Not the ordinary kind of wrong,… Read more
My husband was grinning ear to ear when I told him the new babysitter was on her way, until the doorbell rang and he saw who was actually standing there.… Read more
When my fourteen-year-old daughter, Lucy, came home from school pushing a stroller with two newborn babies inside, I thought my world had stopped turning. I remember standing there, still wearing… Read more
After eight years of sacrifice, I thought I was finally witnessing the miracle I had prayed for. Tears streamed down my face as my husband, David, stood on his own… Read more
My daughter Abby turned eight last weekend, and she’d been counting down like it was Christmas, her birthday, and the first day of summer rolled into one. She talked nonstop… Read more
My in-laws have never believed in notice. They show up whenever they feel like it, let themselves in like they still own the place, eat whatever they find, and stay… Read more
Chapter 1: The Wardrobe The bridal suite at the Plaza Hotel smelled of white lilies and expensive hairspray. It was a scent that was supposed to signify the happiest day… Read more